September 10, 2008

I am shaken

I am amazed that our interns (and friends like Tornado) look at me like I'm crazy when I show up, singing Steve Miller songs (like "Fly Like An Eagle") with a high volume abandon that yells "confidence," but to them they're thinking "caffeine."

I don't get it.

Or maybe I've got it. 16 ounces of Monster Energy Blue. I've heard it said that the ingredients of these drinks (taurine, caffeine, ginseng root extract, guarana seed extract, etc) are measured out in one serving to be what your body can handle. Your body will just waste out the excess; so that means one of these 16 ouncers has twice what your body needs. If that's true ... well, isn't that something?

Posted by Doug Van Pelt at September 10, 2008 02:05 PM
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