November 18, 2007

The Kidnapping of Susie Slicker: Day 3 - The Army Protection Racket

OFFICIAL POLICE PHOTO


This is getting out of hand, but here's another message:


pay THe ransom oR susiE might gEt run over, colenol.


The link above has some words at the beginning that might scare you off (the word "nude" can be alarming, but this is a joke. Don't worry. It's the prelude to the Army Protection Racket skit. Trust me on this one...)


It looks like my website is having some real problems, and one of those problems is not allowing any comments to be left. If you'd like to comment, send me an email, and I'll post it here (perhaps with a response, too). I won't be able to look into fixing this until after deadline (priorities...), so thanks for your patience!




COMMENT #1:
We've been contacted by the NSA and mum is the word (something about a clandestine monitoring operation) -- what's going on? Are you safe?

REPLY:
Yes, we are safe. What have you done to be contacted by the NSA? Are you in trouble?

Posted by Doug Van Pelt at November 18, 2007 10:00 AM