November 16, 2007
Susie Slicker Has Been Kidnapped!
We've been given this message (and the authorities encourage us to post it, against our better judgment):
Pay THe Ransom or nEver sEe su$ie slicker again.
It looks like my website is having some real problems, and one of those problems is not allowing any comments to be left. If you'd like to comment, send me an email, and I'll post it here (perhaps with a response, too).