August 06, 2007

Mom, can i have a puppy?

Oh, you wanna puppy? That's sweet. You'll have to take care of him, darling.

Oh, sure! No problem!

(a little while later)

Mom! Puppy pooped on the carpet!

Remember, I told you that you'd have to take care of him?

Ah, Mom!

He he. That's how it is this morning. The coffee smells strong -- fortunately, stronger than the donkey manure smell. I'll have some good fertilizer to grow stuff around here, but it's gonna smell like a farm now. I knew I'd live and learn some stuff by getting a donkey, but I forgot how much those animals can poop!
haha

Posted by Doug Van Pelt at August 6, 2007 08:57 AM
Comments

You do have a flat nose shovel, don't you?

Posted by: solomon at August 6, 2007 09:34 AM