Doug Van Pelt

Haze The Day

Interns from every company get hazed in some form or another. Around here, it's called "Lust Control-izing," and usually just consists of Lust Control stickers plastered on their cars (with parts of the sticker backing remaining, so they're easy to remove and don't leave any residue, etc), but this...

THIS is extreme!

That's Tim's car, with a copy of Magdallan's Big Bang LustControlstuck to his windshield, a Flat-Rate Priority Mail envelope LustControlstuck to his front windshield, some sort of Fed Ex box lodged into his front wheel well, an HM media kit card LustControlstuck to his driver's side window, and a Lust Control sticker on the passenger window.

This is Frances' car, with a media kit card stuck under the windshield wiper, an HM media kit folder LustControlstuck on the windshield, looks like a Lust Control sticker on her moonroof, and a media kit card LustControlstuck on the driver's side window...and another Lust Control sticker on the passenger window.

For crying out loud! What goes on here at HM?!?!

Posted by Doug Van Pelt at July 21, 2005 04:59 PM