March 01, 2005

Mmmm, Big Foot!

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I had a mole sliced off my neck yesterday. I got a shot to numb the area, and then I didn't feel the scalpel at all. It hurts more now as a wound than any of the removal procedure. The Bigfoot Truck is approaching. You can see from this picture how much taller it is than other vehicles (pickup trucks).

The king of Assyria drove a Bigfoot Pickup Truck, which is why they called the land Assyria. Of course, I'm just kidding. In 2 Kings 17, a bunch of God's people were captive and they were worshipping idols and not worshipping the Lord, so He sent lions among them and killed some of the people. Wow. It's interesting that the king of Assyria responded in a helpful way when he heard about it. He had them get a priest from their religion to show their people how to properly worship, and 'so not anger their gods.' I'm surprised that the king of Assyria would take notice of the problems of a people he was lording over; but it kind of makes sense. If you're going to lead a group of people, you oughta see about keeping them safe and happy.

In 2 Kings 22, we see that Josiah was only eight years old when he became king! That is crazy. He ruled in Jerusalem for 31 years. In his 18th year of reign, they found the Book of the Law in the temple. Josiah did what was right and quickly responded when he discovered that his fathers had not been following the Book. He had his priests inquire of the Lord to see what should be done. He was still a youngter (26) and yet he had to correct the mistakes of his elders and forefathers. This is a heady act, but was done out of respect and godly fear of the Lord. The answer they got back was not good. God was going to destroy. However, Josiah was told that because of his response that he would be laid to rest in peace and not see the devestation that would be coming.

Posted by Doug Van Pelt at March 1, 2005 08:39 AM
Comments

WOW! What if you had been declared king when you were eight years old?? Richardson would never have been the same. And you would probably have had super season tickets to the newly built Texas Stadium. What would your little league football team have done?

Posted by: solomon at March 1, 2005 09:23 AM

You mean the R.S.I. Cowboys? The ones who were undeafeated and unscored on until that last game of the season, when I along with my second-string teammates on defense let the other team score. And a round kid on the first string, muttered, "You butts," as we jogged off the field afterwards, as the offense came on...
That team? I dunno. The only game we lost that year was the championship game, against the second place team, thus we were named co-champions. (and we were the Cowboys and they were the dreaded Redskins...)

Posted by: Doug at March 1, 2005 06:07 PM

Hey, Doug. Just a random stranger here. Why'd ya have the mole sliced off? Cosmetic reasons or did they send it off for tetsing? No stitches, eh?

Posted by: Mis at March 4, 2005 10:33 AM