September 16, 2003
Zeppelin was a Christian Band
Okay, so I'm using deceptive headlines. I'm sorry. But Robert Plant did pen many lyrics with J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord Of The Rings created reality in mind. Take "Battle of Evermore," for instance:
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom
and walked the night alone
"The Ugly Truth Behind Christian Rock."
What is it?
It's not the following:
Jimmy Page, who owns a castle formerly lived in by Satanist Aleister Crowley, secretly started the genre of Christian rock with a side project called Lamb's Blood in England's Black Country back in the early seventies, with a parody version of "Whole Lotta Lord."
Angus Young is financing the Flicker Records label, donating all publishing royalties from the song "Whole Lotta Rosie" to the Catholic church in Rome, which in turn finances all of Nashville's CBA labels.
The Budweiser Girls, who frequent bars in bathing suits, handing out bottle openers and koozies, are also outfitting drunken salooners with Facedown and Solid State sampler cds, with their phone numbers written on the back with a silver sharpee.
Frank Lenz is the mastermind behind the entire industry, secretly writing songs that younger, better looking pop artists are riding to fame and (his) fortune. Don't be fooled by the 1981 Datsun B2-10 he drives around Newport Beach, California. He owns several yachts and 39% of Catalina Island.
Satan, also called "Prince of the Power of the Air," takes all Christian radio wave signals and twists and distorts them so that all Christian radio listeners are hypnotized into following the devil and supporting Planned Parenthood.
Canadians are using Christian rock to slowly take over the United States in an underhanded political maneuver. Don't trust TFK.
