I don't know...really.
But I have a few ideas.
One is he's busy meeting with lawyers due to the anti-bigotry lawsuit that a guy named Rick is filing against a major CBA label. He's also threatened to get HM Magazine placed in naughty alternative lifestyle movies if we're not here to answer the phone the next time he calls (seems like he always calls late at night). We're really scared. (I'm not kidding about this guy who calls us, though)
He's scared.
As a boy, he was picked on for posting blogs, and something triggered that phobia again.
He's too "busy" designing HM t-shirts, wallpaper, etc.
When we pass him in the hallway, he puts up his hands and shouts,
"No autographs! No photos! No unsolicited conversations!"
It's weird.
He saw that movie Fear Dot Com
and it's spooked him from the internet.
He's being initiated into a post-college fraternity
and part of his hazing is a "No Blog" policy during the rush...
He thinks Elvis Costello is speaking to him from a poster on the wall,
and he's receiving instructions about not using the internet to post anything personal, fictitious, or anti-Irish.
The doctors at his hospital are giving out "Hate Pills" to the staff,
and someone's installed a meter bar in his brain, which receives messages.
His left lung was removed and replaced with a #10 sack.